1. |
Jack the Ripper
03:56
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JACK THE RIPPER
...and now some tragic local news. We have a report of another murder tonight. A young girl has been found dead in Hyde Park. The body was badly mutilated. Because of these murders, police request that all women stay inside their homes after dark this evening. If you must go out, please have someone accompany you. Keep your doors locked. We'll repeat that. Police request that all women stay inside their homes
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)
Well, there's a man walks the streets of London late at night
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)
He's got-a long black hair and his pants are tight
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)
Well, he really cuts it up when lights go down
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)
'Cause that the time he like to shop around
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)
Well, he walks down the street
Every girl he meets
"Is your name Mary Kelly?"
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)
Well, there's a man walks the streets of London late at night
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)
He's got-a long black cloak and a one-track mind
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)
Well, now, you pretty little chicks take my advice
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)
Don't walk the streets of Hollywood tonight
(Ripper, Jack the Ripper)
Because he walks down the street
Every girl he meets
"Is your name Mary Kelly?"
(Jack the Ripper)
And if they do
They'll catch
The Ripper
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2. |
All Black and Hairy
02:28
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ALL BLACK AND HAIRY
Last night I was diggin′ in the cemetery
Up jumps a man all black and hairy
Well he looked at me with his beady red eyes
I'm tellin′ you I got quite a surprise
As I looked at him my legs turned to lead
As the monster reared its ugly head
With mud and black coming off his back
He outstretched his arms
And his bones gave a crack
It was then that I known it was time to go
So i dropped my shovel and bounce to my toes
I raced through the cemetery with great speed
But he was right there behind me
Wanting to feed
Feeeed
Then i tripped, stumbled and fell
He screamed past me
Heading for hell
I crawled on the cemetery hands and knees
I got to the wall i knew i was free
Freeeeed
And now that i'm safe and in the street
I looked a lesson about digging deep
And now at home i cannot sleep cause
I'm always frightened of what i might meet
Yes i′m always frightened of what i might meet
Well i′m always frightened of
What i might meet
I'm always frightened of what i might meet
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3. |
Charlotte's Remains
04:23
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CHARLOTTE'S REMAINS
Charlotte was a girl who'd been around
Her friends all said "Stay clear"
She left her trails all over town
Now she's disappeared
Her web was spun from evil
Her kiss, the kiss of death
Yesterday she crossed my path
And no one's seen her since
Her line felt like silk
She drew me in her trap
Then we tangled all night long
But only I came back
They said that Charlotte had it all
Style, looks and brains
Now I've got everything
Including her remains
Charlotte was a girl who'd been around
Her friends all said "Stay clear"
She left her trails all over town
Now she's disappeared
They said that Charlotte had it all
Style, looks and brains
Now I've got everything
Including her remains
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4. |
Dinner with Drac
03:19
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DINNER WITH DRAC
A dinner was served for three
At Dracula's house by the sea
The hors d'oeurves were fine
But I choked on my wine
When I learned that the main course was me!
For dessert there was batwing confetti
And the veins of a mummy named Ebetti
I first frowned upon it
But with ketchup on it
It tasted very much like spaghetti!
Pass the cartilage, Igor...
Igor!
What a swimmer is Dracula's daughter
But her pool looks more red than it oughter
The blood stains the boat
But it's easy to float
'Cause blood is much thicker than water!
Aw, that's a knee slapper, Igor!
Dracula lived in a stony palace
With his wife, stoned Alice
She was so wrinkled, bumpy and crinkled
That Alice looked like one big callus!
Goodnight whatever you are!
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5. |
Night of the Phantom
02:49
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NIGHT OF THE PHANTOM
The night was dark, there was no moon above
Told my girl, yeah, this is the night for love
So we went Parkin', yeah, and the night was just right
When something' grabbed me and I knew I was in a fight
It was the night of the Phantom, yeah
I remember that look in his eyes
It was the night of the Phantom, yeah
I remember 'til the day I die
He grabbed my throat, I could feel the blade of his knife
I touched his hand 'cause I knew he would take my life
I turned around and I saw the hate in his eyes
I looked at my girl and I heard her helpless cries
It was the night of the Phantom, yeah
I remember that look in his eyes
It was the night of the Phantom, yeah
I remember 'til the day I die
Something' happened to him, he had a funny glare
He turned away, I could almost smell death in the air
How thankful I am that I'll never know to this day
What made him turn and slowly walk away
Woah a woah
It was the night of the Phantom, yeah
It was the night of the Phantom, yeah
It was the night of the Phantom, yeah
It was the night of the Phantom, yeah
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6. |
The Witch
02:38
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THE WITCH
Wooooowwww!
Well you know there′s a girl
She's new in town
Yeah, I know what your thinkin'
She's gonna put you down
'Cause she's an evil chick
'Cause she′s the witch.
Wooooowwww!
She got long black hair
Drives a big black car
I know what you′re thinking
Well you won't get far
She's gonna make you itch
′Cause she's the witch.
She goes around - late at night
Most other people sleepin′ tight
If you hear her knocking on your door
You better sneakin'away
Now, you know the score
′Cause i set you straight
Well, you better be careful
Before it's too late
She gonna make you itch
'Cause she′s the witch
Well, she walks around late at night
Most other people sleepin′ tight
If you hear her knocking on your door
You better say Get away
Wahoo!
Well you know it's true
I said don't you know
Yeah do you remember
That i told you so
She's gonna make you itch
'Cause she′s the witch
She goes around - late at night
Knows other people are sleepin′ tight
Well if comes knocking on your door
You better say Get away
Wahoo!
Wash baby, no no no!
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7. |
Happy Halloween
02:21
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Through the nauseous night I soar
Through the pools of rancid gore
Through the sewer pipes I abhor
To the horror hall
To the hall where vampires scream
Happy Halloween!
From the cold and ancient graves
From the coffins and the caves
From the rocks and werewolf nests
Come the ghastly guests
Gonna have a nightmare dream
Happy Halloween!
So little witch, we've got a date
You better put your head on straight
Jump on your broom
And don't be late
This is our night to celebrate!
Through the oozing quicksand swamp
Do the bloody buddy stomp
Do the brand new twist and itch
With the wicked witch
Everybody make the scene
Happy Halloween!
Phil...
Ooh, isn't this a gruesome party?
Everybody's here. Even the werewolf!
For this sweet night we wait all year
Now don't you try to disappear
I'll open up your coffin, dear
My nose will tell that you're still here
Gonna eat some lizard lunch
Gonna drink some living punch
Gonna dance until we're dead
Hit me on the head!
Hang the heart and split my spleen
Happy Halloween!
Everybody make the scene
Happy Halloween!
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8. |
D.O.A.
05:52
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D.O.A.
I remember
We were flying low
And hit something in the air
Laying here staring at the ceiling
Someone lays a sheet across my chest
Something warm is flowing down my fingers
Pain is flowing through my back
I try to move my arm and there's no feeling
And when I look I see there's nothing there
The face beside me stopped breathing
The girl I knew has such a distant stare
I remember
We were flying low and hit something in the air
I remember
We were flying low and hit something in the air
Then I looked straight at the attendant
His face is pale as it can be
He bends and whispers something softly
He says there's no chance for me
I remember
We were flying low and hit something in the air
I remember
We were flying low and hit something in the air
Life is flowing from my body
Pain is flowing with my blood
The sheets are red and moist where I'm lying
God in Heaven, teach me how to die
I remember
We were flying low and hit something in the air
I remember
We were flying low and hit something in the air
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9. |
Cellar Dweller
03:22
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CELLAR DWELLER
In the dark you hear a sound
From your basement underground
Can't see it but you know it's there
Why can't it be just a nightmare?
It crawls, it drools, it breathes right down your neck
It oozes evil, eats things that are dead
You'd better never close your eyes
Or I'll be there to take your life
'Cause I'm the ugly cellar dweller
Fingers crawlin' up your spine
Voices callin' from behind
You're much too scared to leave your bed
It won't be long until you're dead
You watch the clock tick your life away
The only thing that you can do is pray
Your remaining days are few
Destiny is calling you
I'm the ugly cellar dweller
Every night you lay in fear
Knowing that the end is near
The sound you hear is hunger pains
And all they'll find is your remains
Your heart will start beating much too fast
The next breath you take will be your last
Time has come for you to die
Don't forget to say goodbye
I'm the ugly cellar dweller
Chomp chomp!
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10. |
I'm the Wolfman
02:39
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11. |
She's My Witch
03:18
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SHE'S MY WITCH
She's got hair as black as night
She's got a skirt that's ooh so tight
I'm tellin' you I've got an itch
She's my witch
I love her 'cause she's good and bad
Mess around and you been had
I got a key to her master switch
She's my witch
She likes to rock to a crazy song
Every night she's wailin' on
She's a chick with a wicked twitch
She's my witch
Likes to drag in a goin' mill
Plays the chicken just for the thrill
Until you wind up in a ditch
She's my witch
She's my witch
Sheeeeee's my witch
Ooooh
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12. |
Goin' to a Graveyard
02:33
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GOIN' TO A GRAVEYARD
Went to the graveyard late last night
I had to get out 'cause I didn't feel right
Tired of my folks always trying' to fight
Sick of my girlfriend's ugly sight
Goin' to the graveyard
Away from here
Goin' to the graveyard
Filled with fear
Thought I heard the devil trying to drag me down
Restless spirits moving underground
Then I met a girl and held her in my arms
We made love on an old tombstone
Goin' to the graveyard
Away from here
Goin' to the graveyard
Filled with fear
Woah yeah!
I woke up and I was all alone
I looked for the girl but she must have gone
Then I saw her name on that ol' tombstone
Now I know my lover ain't flesh and bone
UH-OH!
Goin' to the graveyard
Away from here
Goin' to the graveyard
Filled with fear
Uh, goin' to the graveyard
Said I'm going to the graveyard
Goin' to the graveyard
Away from here
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13. |
Night of the Vampire
04:25
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NIGHT OF THE VAMPIRE
Tonight - is the night of the vampire
Tonight - is the night of the vampire
If it's raining and you're running don't slip in mud
because if you do you'll slip in blood
Tonight - is the night of the vampire
Tonight - is the night of the vampire
The moon may be full
The moon may be white
All I know is you'll feel his bite
Tonight - is the night of the vampire
Tonight - is the night of the vampire
Resurrected from Transylvania
On saint swithens day he was born
Eyes stare through the darkness
Lips form
Maidens cry
Tonight- is the night of the vampire
Tonight- is the night of the vampire
Tonight- is the night of the . . .
Vampire
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14. |
Horror Asparagus Stories
02:28
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HORROR ASPARAGUS STORIES
My father was a big old toad
(toad, toad, big old toad)
He lived in a hole in the middle of the road
(road, road, middle of the road)
My mother was a little wren
(wren, wren, little wren)
She lived at home in a little wren pen
(pen, pen, little wren pen)
My brother was a slimy frog
(frog, frog, slimy frog)
He lived in a swamp in a rotten log
(log, log, rotten log)
My sister was a crummy witch
(witch, witch, crummy witch)
She lived in the woods in a dirty ditch
(ditch, ditch, dirty ditch)
My grandma was a wiggly snake
(snake, snake, wiggly snake)
She lived on a hill in a stagnant lake
(lake, lake, stagnant lake)
My grandpa was the color green
(green, green, the color green)
He lived in a wart on an elephant spleen
(spleen, spleen elephant spleen)
My aunt she was a cardiac vein
(vein, vein, cardiac vein)
She lived in a heart of a whooping crane
(crane, crane, whooping crane)
My uncle was a strange disease
(disease, disease, strange disease)
He lived on the wind of a forgotten breeze
(breeze, breeze, forgotten breeze)
Toad, wren, frog witch
(Toad, witch, frog, ditch)
Snake, green, strange disease
(snake, spleen, strange breeze)
My cousin was a kangaroo
And I, my friends, am the square root of two
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15. |
Bonus track
01:52
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Hello
This is Rudi Protrudi
It is so difficult, at this time, to say words that could express my feelings
about the album to which you have just listened
An album that has been in the planning for many, many months
First, let me thank all the people that have worked so hard with me
In the production of this album
And in my endeavour, and desire, to bring something new and different
to the music and spirit of Halloween
And to the recording industry
Which is so much a part of my life
Of course the biggest thanks go to you
For giving us the opportunity to express our feelings of Halloween
Through the music that we love
At this moment I'm very proud of all of The Fuzztones
And on behalf of all of them -
Mad Mike Czekaj, Phill Arriagada, Chris Harlock, Jake (the Ripper) Cavaliere, and myself
May we wish you the very happiest of Halloweens
And thank you very much for letting us spend Halloween with you
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