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Horny as Hell

by The Fuzztones

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BAD NEWS TRAVELS FAST Well I got somethin' to say girl I hope you're listenin' close 'Cause here's one fish you caught that's Slippery than most Baby You're just a schoolgirl Well here's a lesson you can use All the other women Say that I'm Bad News You're not the first You won't be the last Bad News Travels Fast Well you're friends they all warned you My heart is black as coal So if you wanna ride my highway baby You gotta pay the toll You know I'm bad That's where it's at Bad News Travels Fast Well, don't you try to change me I'll just string you along Sit back and enjoy the ride Tomorrow I'll be gone Baby you're just a schoolgirl Here's a lesson you should learn If you want my lovin', baby You gotta wait your turn Well You're not the first You won't be the last Bad News Travels Fast Bad News Travels Fast Bad News Travels Fast
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BRAND NEW MAN Standin' alone on a cloudy day Watching' my baby drive away With a brand new man and a brand new car Drivin' off to where the swingers are She's got a brand... Brand new man And a brand new car Well she don't know what she's done to me She left my heart in misery Said she's tired of our love affair Our love's just vanished In thin air She's got a brand... Brand new man And a brand new car Well she don't know what she's done to me She left my heart in misery Said she's tired of our love affair Our love's just vanished In thin air She's got a brand... Brand new man And a brand new car And a brand new car And a brand new car
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GIRL YOU CAPTIVATE ME Dark alleys and street lights I walk a lonely sleepless night The shadows were all I had - until you came into my life Alright, come on, yeah, come on girl now Girl, you masturbate me I gotta tell you right now baby Girl, that's right - you fascinate me - ohhh, come on Alright - let's do it - yeah - mmmm Girl I want all of you or nothin' I'm all hung up, girl, I need lovin' Don't do me wrong, girl, I'll know of it Baby you got that certain somethin' Yeah - come on babe - alright - come on right now now Girl, you masturbate me I gotta tell you right now baby Girl, that's right - you fascinate me - woooo I get the fever when you're near me I get a burnin' down within me You turn me on way outta sight girl You blow my mind but it's alright, girl Girl, alright - work it up - work it down now babe Girl, that's right - you masturbate me I gotta tell you right now baby Girl, that's right - you fascinate me - let me tell you one more time
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THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM Over in the corner with your face of alabaster Your mouth was sayin no, your eyes were sayin faster Crocodile tears don't hold up to inspection I bet you didnt know that i thrive upon rejection Someone down below mustve sent you here to tease me What they didnt know is in the end you would appease me Lookin for a thrill i'll give you all you ever wanted Try to run away, little girl you're being haunted Over in the corner lookin for disaster You dont feel the chains but you recognize your captor Crocodile tears dont hold up to inspection Bet you didnt know that i thrive upon rejection
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BE FOREWARNED As I awake, in the darkness And I look around There is no sound It's so tranquil, it's so calm like you Now I hear a voice Is there anyway out of this nightmare? I'm alone now, and you're laughing at me But I take life, in a way that you could never see So if you're leaving, you'd better let me know I've already started my plan I'm never gonna let you go, no I've been to the dark side of the moon I've been to the heart of the sun I've been to bed with many ladies, Killed many men, before my sixteenth year was done, yes I did So you be forewarned, I'm crawlin' right after you If I catch you, Lord, I'm never gonna let you go Some say I'm an advocate of Lucifer Others say I'm a child of God, yes they do Some say I've got 9 lives of a cat Others say that I'm wretched and a dog, a filthy dog So you be forewarned, I'm crawlin' right after you If I catch you Lord, I'm never gonna let you go So you be forewarned, I'm crawlin' right after you When I catch you Lord, I'm never gonna let you go
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CHEYENNE RIDER Qualudes, cheap wine, set on overload One thousand cc's, on an open road Society's bastard child, I was born an outsider Cheyenne Rider Cheyenne Rider Cheyenne Rider Viking in my soul, jet black in my heart Ride free, or die A fight waitin' to start Two wheels and an attitude I was born an outsider You know that I live to win, baby Set 'em up, knock 'em down A widowmaker by trade Wheels of fire, wheels of evil The baddest ever made Society's bastard child, I was born an outsider Cheyenne Rider I'm a Cheyenne Rider Cheyenne Rider
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99th Floor 02:19
99TH FLOOR When I woke up this morning, I didn't feel so good Then my baby told me, I'll make you feel like you should So we got on an elevator, And then we shut the door Baby, we won't stop, We won't stop till We get to the ninety-ninth floor Next thing that came to me Came much to my surprise Then I began to realize That you were telling me no lies So come on, come on, Come on, baby, Let's do it some more Said that we won't stop, We won't stop till We get to the ninety-ninth floor Come on, baby... Come on and treat me right Let's go to the ninety-ninth floor And make me feel so right...
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ALEXANDER Eastern shores, they seemed so full of promise Minarets they lacerate the skyline Opposing seas will drift into the harbour Girls, they die with screams of Alexander You loving me like a Fire God You loving me like a Fire God You loving me like a... Balthazar consults his book of numbers Buildings jangle with the children's laughter Mothers, they gather eyes of distant features A woman's face dissolves, I hear her screetches. You'll only kneel at the Fire God You'll only kneel at the Fire God Poet dies, stabbed with the knife of words Young girl marries with bouquet of letters One life explodes and slides into the sea The city lies buried beneath the curses You loving me like a Fire God You loving me like a Fire God You loving me like a Fire God
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BLACK LIGHTNING LIGHT Black lightning's powers have struck you dead For things you done and words you said For people thinking could be a sin For those who have offended him Well ya gotta beware Black lightning light seeks ya everywhere Said ya gotta beware Black lightning light seeks ya everywhere You invite me to play your mixed-up games And all at once came a sudden change Things you did seem quite unreal Black lightning’s light was all you could feel Said ya gotta beware Black lightning light seeks ya everywhere Said ya gotta beware Black lightning light seeks ya everywhere Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Raise your voice in anger to the sky But yours is not to reason why Black lightning's powers have put you here So let the powers reach your ears Now, ya gotta beware Black lightning light seeks ya everywhere Said you gotta beware Black lightning light seeks ya everywhere Ahhhhhhhhhh
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I Never Knew 02:59
I NEVER KNEW There's been rumors goin' 'round About the girl I thought I knew Never in my wildest dreams could I ever believe they're true 'Cause everybody's talkin', babe About the places you have been And if I catch up to ya, child You won't go back again I Never Knew, yeah, I Never Knew Now you know you're gonna pay for the wrong that you have done Every man that you have had, you can't remember one single one 'Cause every man looks the same when the lights are way down low And now you know you're gonna burn in the place you're gonna go I Never Knew, yeah, I Never Knew I never knew you had it in ya I guess I gotta lot to learn You had it in you every time My goddamn back was turned I never knew you had it in you, babe I never had a clue I Never Knew
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Yeah Babe 03:12
YEAH BABE Well she traded in her halo for a pair of horns Just to grind it to the night train at the Unicorn A Tijuana tavern where the red light glows And every seniorita is a Mexican rose Now that schoolgirl's turned 18 She knows how to please the boys down the street Yeah Babe Yeah Babe Well she's got a big room and a welcome mat When you walk in you know you're where it's at Lay your money on the dresser top When you begin you know you just can't stop Now that schoolgirl's turned 18 She knows how to please the boys down the street Yeah Babe Yeah Babe Well she's got more soul than her sister Sue Say the word and she belongs to you One for the money, two for the grind Three is the number of the heathen kind - my kind! Now that schoolgirl's turned 18 Knows how to please the boys down the street Yeah Babe Yeah Babe Now that schoolgirl's turned 18 She knows how to please the boys down the street Yeah Babe Yeah tell ya'bout my baby Yeah Babe She's so fine Yeah Babe She's all mine Yeah Babe She's all yours too
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Highway 69 02:49
HIGHWAY 69 Come on along, we'll take you down The road that leads the wrong way Leave your little world behind No one can stand in our way The night is young and the road is long And the feeling's way too strong So don't get left behind Just let your mind unwind Take a trip down Highway 69 Little girl, your time has come The time to spread your wings I'llshow you things you've never seen Beyond your wildest dreams Climb aboard this swingin' ride I'll fill the emptiness inside So don't get left behind Just let me blow your mind Take a trip down Highway 69
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JOHNSON IN A HEADLOCK Well I was lookin' for trouble When I found you Now you got me seein' double, babe That ain't nothin' new I like my lovin' on the dark side And now we're in the same boat I dipped my pen in the inkwell, child, and baby, that was all she wrote That old black magic has me under it's spell That old black magic that you weave so well She put my johnson in a headlock And now you know that ain't right She's got me goin' off half-cocked, in the middle of the night Behind the eyelids of a blind man Now that's a view that's out of sight She's got me deaf, dumb and blind Just like a deer in her headlights She's got me standin' at the crossroads She's got me waitin' for the man She's got me sellin' my soul on the time installment plan That old black magic has me under it's spell That old black magic that you weave so well V She put my johnson in a headlock And now you know that ain't right She's got me goin' off half-cocked, in the middle of the night Do you feel it? Do you feel it baby? Do you feel it? Do you feel it now? Do you feel it? Do you feel it, feel it, feel it? She put my johnson in a headlock, I cant take it lyin' down I feel like I've been cold-cocked, and now I'm down for the count She put my johnson in a headlock She put my johnson in a headlock She put my johnson in a headlock, yeah And now I'm down for the count
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Ward 81 05:55
WARD 81 Gonna tell ya 'bout Ward 81 Admitted to observation 180 days 180 days 180 days 180 days, yeah Administer the medicine - to my heart Yeah, Administer the medicine - to my heart Behind barred windows The walls are whisperin' Gotta flip a switch, pull out the stitches Gotta flip a switch, pull out the stitches I'm ugly and nervous Until I get my fix Don't like it - through the eyelids Rubber walls and lunatics said yeah Administer the medicine - to my heart Yeah, Administer the medicine - to my heart Behind barred windows The walls are whisperin' Gotta flip a switch, pull out the stitches Gotta flip a switch, pull out the stitches
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BLOOD FROM A STONE You spread yourself all over town There ain't a man you haven't done Eat 'em up and spit 'em out, baby, just for fun Now you've got me in your sites You close in for the kill If I can't whet your appetite, baby, nothin' will 'Cause you're out for blood You can't get blood from a stone, girl Just leave me alone, girl You can't get blood from a stone The way you walk, the way you talk Makes me lose control If I had a heart to give, you'd only take my soul Now you've got me in your sites You close in for the kill If I can't whet your appetite, baby, nothin' will 'Cause you're out for blood You can't get blood from a stone, girl Just leave me alone, girl You can't get blood from a stone Somewhere along the way, somebody must've put you down Now you're getting even, child, with every man in town You leave your trails of broken men Everywhere you turn Now you've finally met your match v And baby you're gonna burn 'Cause I'm out for blood You can't get blood from a stone, girl Just leave me alone, girl You can't get blood from a stone
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She's Wicked 03:14
SHE'S WICKED Said my baby's evil, said my baby's bad Gypsys stole my baby from her mom and dad Raised up in the hills, on the wrong side of the tracks Tangle with my baby, you ain't never comin' back She's a voodoo child I hear the call of the wild She's Wicked She's Wicked She's Wicked She's got a mouth full of razor teeth And claws so needle sharp She'll set you off like fireworks Tear your flesh apart I know you won't take my advice When it comes your turn First she'll set your soul on ice Make your body burn She's a voodoo child I hear the call of the wild She's Wicked She's Wicked She's Wicked Said my baby's evil, said my baby's mean I asked her for some water and she brought me gasoline Raised up in the hills Where the werewolves prowl Everytime the moon comes up you can hear my baby howl She's a voodoo child I hear the call of the wild She's Wicked She's Wicked She's Wicked
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No doubt Fuzztones' fans expected to ogle sexy strippers onstage when they attended the 2008 "Horny As Hell" tour, advertising "Very Special Horny Guests!" What they got instead was the mighty Fuzztones with a HORN SECTION! To top it off, the line-up featured the return of veteran Fuzz-monster "Mad" Mike, beating the crap out of the drums, just like he did from 1986 to 1992, and, together with bassist Screamin' Bo Pille's steady throb, creating the rhythm section from Hell! The huge new sound went over so well that Rudi decided to take the band in to a recording studio at the end of the tour, and record the set. To emphasize the new arrangements, Lana switched to wailing Hammond C3 organ, while Rudi Protrudi and Lenny Silver trade stinging leads and driving rhythms throughout! And finally, as if that's not enough, a four-piece female backing group was utilized to provide the sassy backing vocals. The band recorded 17 songs, including future favorites "Garden of My Mind" and the Pretty Things' "Alexander" (which will feature Pretties' bassist and occasional lead singer Wally Waller on lead vocal) as well as brand new versions of Fuzztones classics (wait 'til you hear "Ward 81" and "She's Wicked" done "Big Band" style)! Last but not least, Rudi's unique vocal delivery - just as energetic and vital as when he began the band 28 years ago! The new album will be released this summer as a special tour souvenir. Title? "Horny As Hell," of course!

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released June 2, 2022

PRODUCED BY RUDI PROTRUDI & LANA LOVELAND

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